Things A Knitter Might Wonder While Taking Prescription Drugs
* If there is a worsted-weight yarn, why isn't there a bested-weight? * Is Fun Fur really fun? * Did the first knitter actually know when he or she made mistakes, or was that privilege reserved for the second knitter? * Would tea help my bronchitis more if I knit it a tea cozy? * Why did Red Heart Yarn become so popular in the 1970s? Were drugs really that widespread? * How many cotton sweaters must I knit before I realize that I rarely wear them? * Can I make it an entire year before losing my resolve and resubscribing to every knitting magazine I can find? * Do people knit "willy warmers" just because it's fun to say, or do some people actually wear them? * What does it say about me that I was able to teach myself to knit using just a cheap booklet, yet couldn't even begin to figure out tatting even though both grandmothers tried to show me? * Will the third year of Cold Sheeping finally end with me ...