The Day You Realize You Might Be Getting Older.....
* Wake up at 7:00 after a long Nyquil-induced night which you hoped would relieve the back pain from having thrown your back out the day before. * Make your way to the bathroom, only to realize you are about to pass out. * With as much grace and speed as one can muster with a sore back, get down to the floor before actually passing out. * Realize now that you're on the floor, you can't get back up * Have husband hand you 3 Advil tablets to see if you can numb the pain enough to get off the floor, which you now wish you had swept over the weekend. * After a while and repeated examinations by both cats, realize it's rather hopeless. Consider spending the entire day on the floor. Wish part of the bathroom was carpeted. * Admit defeat and allow husband to call for paramedics. * Give the neighbors plenty to talk about as both an ambulance AND a fire truck pull up outside your house. * Surrender any last...