A Little Yarn On The Side

 I need five more ornaments!!!!!!!!!!!  You read that right--FIVE.  If I hadn't had an incident with the accidental mating of two ornaments, for which there are simply NO clean jokes, I would only need four.  Words simply fail me--which is best as any attempt to describe this is going to get me on some VERY unfortunate searches on Google.  I did manage to make a second G-rated Santa,  as well as these, for friends who recently lost a dog and my cousin who adopted one this year.  There is a third in the works, and will be a fourth when I get another piece cut out.  Jeeves is now busy on blue icicles, which cannot possibly achieve an R- or even a PG-rating, and I have been doing nice, wholesome things like washing the starch out of the pile of lace ornaments: Believe it or not, this has taken a rather elaborate trial-and-error method, resulting in: They can't dry on fabric, because the starch sticks.  If left to their o...