Signs You Might Be a Knit-a-holic
* Your only fantasies about a tall, dark, stranger involve the aran sweater he's wearing. * Your spouse knows the term S.A.B.L.E. and knows whether or not you've reached it. * When you pet your cat, you can't help thinking what a nice yarn his fur would make. * When June is unseasonably cold and rainy, you're torn between worrying the tomatoes might die and being thrilled that you can still wear wool socks. * You're genuinely surprised when spell check doesn't recognize "tink" as a word. * You re-read all of the Harry Potter books because Hagrid, Hermione, and Mrs. Weasley all knit. * If your cats can't find you, they wait for you by the yarn. * It's easier to give up processed food than buying yarn. * You can knit lace while still coming out from under anesthesia. * Your spouse knows that a yarn catalog in the mail will be the highlight of your day. * When you travel, you spend 4 weeks deciding what knitting to take and 30 minutes ...