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We're Down To Single Digits

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Bob:  This just in:  with 42 days left in the year, Ms. Sutton has finished project 91  and has made astounding progress on the next 6 cornucopias.   All 6 are ready for the hand-stitching to close the opening and add the decorative cord. Ron:  That's  quite a bit more progress than we've seen from Ms. Sutton lately.  What prompted the recent burst of productivity? Bob:  Obviously realizing that Ms. Sutton was slacking off a bit, her newly self-appointed coach woke her up at 4:30 this morning to get cracking on Finishing Friday. Ron:  Theo's hard work has certainly had the desired effect.  Can we expect the same tenacity tomorrow morning. Bob:  Hard to say, Ron.  Rather than expressing gratitude for his help, Ms. Sutton has threatened to lock Theo in the garage for the night tonight.  Coaching certainly is a thankless job. Ron:  How right you are, Bob.  Poor Theo had to nap all day to recover from ...