Things I Have Learned From Knitting
* Every group has its sadists. In the knitting world, we call them "designers." * There is no cat so old or so lazy that it won't unravel your lace knitting as soon as your back is turned. * Knitting probably isn't the answer to every problem, no matter how much I think it must be. * It's wrong to think badly of friends who choose to live in warm climates where knitted woolly items are completely useless. * Next time I'm feeling just a little too cocky about my knitting, I will pull out that darned ribbed yoke pullover again. * Learning to laugh about knitting is probably much healthier than shoving a problem sweater into the blender.....and less damaging to appliances. * Being allergic to animals is probably actually a good thing. It's the only thing keeping me from trying to keep an alpaca in the back yard. * If you want your obsession with knitting to seem "normal," convert others. * I will never be abl...