Do You Think Santa Is A Knitter?
I've been thinking about this--which probably has a lot to do with the amount of cold medicine I'm taking--but I'm thinking Santa probably isn't a knitter. I could be wrong, of course, but look at the evidence: * Santa has reindeer. If Santa were a knitter, his sleigh would probably be pulled by a team of alpacas. After all, what yarn does one ever get from reindeer? * Santa gives toys, not sweaters. A true knitter gives sweaters to any small children that she can, because children's sweaters are small and fun to knit, and are about the only time a knitter can try out bobbles * Not a single part of Santa's costume is knitted. Not to say there aren't knitters who maybe don't wear knitted gloves or sweaters or other specific knitted items, but generally a knitter will wear SOMETHING knitted, if for no other reason than having run out of other people to give them to * If Santa were a knitter, I think he'd hand out really splitty...