Questions I Have About My Knitting
* Do I knit for the finished items or so I can buy more yarn? * How many shawls can one person truly wear? * Why is buying yarn so much more fun than buying groceries? * Why can't I get as excited about eyelash scarves as I do about lace shawls that will take a heart-wrenching amount of time? * If people own cats and don't knit, what do their cats nap on? * How many more times until I learn: scratchy yarn = scratchy sweater? * If those darn story problems in high school math had been about knitting, would I have complained less? * I've never been attracted to really big men. Was this out of the fear of having to knit them cabled sweaters? * Is it just a coincidence that my closest friends appreciate hand-knit gifts? * Would there be less road rage if everyone else knit at stoplights too? * If knitting is so dang popular, why do strangers keep complimenting me on my lovely crocheting? * How long can I keep a project in the Project Time-Out Bin before it's d...