Back at Training Camp....

Bob:  We're back at the Ravelympics training camp, where Ms. Sutton is showing tremendous progress on the one-row scarf:
Ron:  I believe she's more than half finished with the scarf, is that correct?

Bob: It does look like it Ron.  From here it looks like she might be even farther along--maybe 65%.

Ron:  Now this is her core training project--any chance this is also her endurance test project?

Bob:  Not a chance.  Ms. Sutton has spent a small amount of time with the mohair sweater, and even some time with
Ron:  Cross stitch, now that is a surprising turn of events.  Seeing such an uncharacteristic move this early--could it be Ms. Sutton is cracking from the strain already?

Bob:  It's hard to say, Ron, but the presence of the slowest possible craft Ms. Sutton has ever undertaken is a bit worrisome, though perhaps she is trying to finish up her "12 threads" for the 12-12s event before the year advances too far.  

Ron:  That could be, though considering Ms. Sutton has never before managed 12 threads on this project in a single year does make one wonder.   Is it dedication or general inability to stay in training that we're seeing here?  Keep it tuned here for all the training updates.

Comments

Book Dragon said…
rof!

I love these, very clever
June 8, 2012 at 11:23 PM
Gaidig said…
I love your "training updates. They're so amusing!
June 9, 2012 at 8:11 AM
Daniele said…
Ha Ha! Now I don't feel bad for showing the weaving since you reminded me of my own cross-stitch which languishes year after year. Go Go Toni!!
June 10, 2012 at 4:51 AM
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