Things One Wonders After A Few Days of Nyquil.......
* Can a knitter finally have too many sweaters?
* Is it wrong to see a bright side in Global Warming? Such as the need for more sweaters?
* Were legwarmers invented by a knitter who couldn't turn a heel?
* If I decorate a few walls with lace shawls, will it keep the house warmer?
* If I started wearing them for pajamas, would that double my need for sweaters?
* Is it more believable to blame the recent casting on of 3 new projects on the cold or the drugs?
* Should I hope for a speedy recovery or hold out for a couple more sick/knitting days?
* Is it wrong to see a bright side in Global Warming? Such as the need for more sweaters?
* Were legwarmers invented by a knitter who couldn't turn a heel?
* If I decorate a few walls with lace shawls, will it keep the house warmer?
* If I started wearing them for pajamas, would that double my need for sweaters?
* Is it more believable to blame the recent casting on of 3 new projects on the cold or the drugs?
* Should I hope for a speedy recovery or hold out for a couple more sick/knitting days?
Comments
Meredith
2. Why does warming cause a need for more sweaters? More bathing suits and life jackets perhaps (maybe it's just if you're on the coast).
3. No. They were invented by a female who was forced by social pressure to wear a skirt in the winter.
4. Can't hurt- go for it!
5. Absolutely!
6. Definitely the drugs.
7. I think you should recover, go pick tomatoes in the rain, and use the subsequent chill as an excuse to huddle indoors with yarn for a couple more days.