Bob: In a surprise move yesterday, Ms. Sutton abandoned the expected cornucopia-finishing and instead surprised us with a flurry of scarves.
Ron: How right you are, Bob! We were predicting all 11 cornucopias to be necessary for Ms. Sutton to hit 100 projects for 2010, but seemingly out of nowhere came project 98:
Bob: This certainly is getting interesting. These scarves were a complete experiment for Ms. Sutton. She was attempting to use a combination of threads on a rolled edge
Ron: We are certainly seeing a slight relaxing of project standards as we near the end of this 11-month push. Project 99
Bob: Do you think it's possible that Ms. Sutton has totally snapped at this point?
Ron: She certainly gives every indication. With only one project to go and TWO cornucopias still needing cording,
Bob: I think it might be more of a project-starting hurricane, knowing Ms. Sutton.
Ron: Too true, Bob! After the immense pressure of this event, I think Ms. Sutton is certainly a couple colors short of a fair isle sweater. Let's just hope no one gets hurt in the euphoric aftermath. Some residents of Chateau Sutton-Goar are already looking for hiding places.....