* Can a knitter finally have too many sweaters?
* Is it wrong to see a bright side in Global Warming? Such as the need for more sweaters?
* Were legwarmers invented by a knitter who couldn't turn a heel?
* If I decorate a few walls with lace shawls, will it keep the house warmer?
* If I started wearing them for pajamas, would that double my need for sweaters?
* Is it more believable to blame the recent casting on of 3 new projects on the cold or the drugs?
* Should I hope for a speedy recovery or hold out for a couple more sick/knitting days?