A Little Yarn On The Side

*  Learn to consistently check gauge.  30+ years of knitting still  hasn't taught her this? *  A bit more dedication.  A day all to herself and her crafting and what does she do?   Sewing . *  A bit more respect.  We exercise no control over which knitters can pass themselves off as "designers."  Even if well-respected knitting magazines occasionally get hoodwinked into publishing completely insane designs, it has nothing to do with us.  We do promise to consider punishing such designers with plagues of moths, but we reserve all discretionary rights no matter what  curses you choose to throw at them. *  Enough with the darn chemo caps already *  We respectfully disagree with the Cold Sheep movement you have started.  Until one actually has yarn in every single room in the house, you're not even close to maxing out your stash potential. *  Stop blaming us when you "know" a pattern so well that you don't ...

*  That just once I find a project that actually takes less  time than I think it will *  That after 100+ hours of knitting, I'll look exactly like the 12-year-old model in the knitting magazine does while wearing the sweater *  That I can block something without kitty assistance *  That 5 years from now no one will even remember what the word "errata" means because editors have actually started editing patterns before publishing *  That if someone publishes a bad or confusing pattern, every knitter who has attempted it gets to line up and give the author one of those top-of-the-head knuckle-thumps that all older siblings learned how to do. *  That knitting would burn as many calories as cross country skiing *  To see a yarn label that actually says "Crappy yarn that will pill like crazy and has big freaking knots that we tied using a blender in every single skein" *  That just once, when someone tells me that they "could never"...

Meet the first stashdash finished objects: That's 691 yards used up from stash on these two, which doesn't count the yarn used for Andy's sweater, which now has two sleeves and is waiting until I exchange the zipper (not scary) and cut the remaining steek (pretty much scary) and figure out how to attach a zipper to knitting (definitely scary).  Which is why the socks got all the attention this weekend. Speaking of scary projects, the spring jacket is moving along.  I've gotten used to the fabric sliding around, and I figured out a way to mark the buttonholes without marking on the fabric, though my bright idea to hold the tear-away stabilizer in place using quilting basting spray didn't work.  I bought the home decorating fabric I'm using on clearance, and I'm only now sort of positive that it was normal home deco fabric and not something meant for outdoor use, as the material has very obviously been treated with something.  I'm hoping that it means...

When the iron starts spitting brown water onto your fabric, it might be time to clean it. Thankfully it happened before I got out the dry-clean-only stuff.......

...but we survived the steeking.  To be fair, so far I have only cut the armholes because I thought it would make more sense to figure out the zipper length before steeking.  Obviously my first guess  was a bit wrong.  The 26-inch zipper it is. There will be a collar, but not a 3-inch one.  One of the great things about making up a sweater is the ability to alter on the fly as needed.  Of course, one of the great drawbacks is the need to do so.  In spite of daily fantasies about other yarns, I am holding firm on my Stashdash challenge, and when I was in dire need of purse knitting for a day of running errands on Monday, I started a new scarf from one of my stashdash basket yarns.  I'd purchased this stuff years ago from Elann.com specifically to make scarves, and it's only taken me about 6 or 7 years to get around to doing so.  I think in the knitting world that might be sort of speedy.  There are (were) 3 balls of this stuff in...

Andy's sweater has a body! Andy's sweater almost has a sleeve! Andy's sweater needs to be steeked! This blog will return to its normally scheduled posts when its owner stops hyperventilating.

Knitting through one's entire knitting stash is a bit daunting if one has a large stash, but what if one had a small, manageable stash?  Or, in my case, lots and lots of small, manageable stashes? To sort of re-motivate myself and my Cold Sheepers, I have challenged them to a second quarter "Stash-Dash."  The idea is to fill a box, basket, or bin with the amount of yarn one feels one could reasonably knit by July 1, and knit it all up by July 1. Yesterday I put together this: which, aside from the skeins already in progress (which will be about 1250 yards of yarn when finished), the basket contains 3226 yards of yarn to be used up by July 1.  It's not as much as I need to be on target for 25,000 yards this year, but it's more than I'm currently averaging, so it is still a challenge.  And if I'm successful, all of this will be out of the knitting stash! And thanks to some dedicated knitting today, the body of Andy's sweater is done,  I've ...