is from Dolce & Gabbana's Spring "ready to wear" collection, though where one goes dressed as a kindergarten art project is unclear. I have decided it is all about attitude. In my life, this
would be "whoops, I forgot that last pattern piece," but in D&G's world, it is fashion. SO, my jacket does NOT have wonky, ill-advised top-stitching--it is an artistic expression of the meanderings of our lives....especially when we encounter corduroy.
I just needed a better spin doctor.