Monday, October 19, 2009

If The Television Industry Had Learned to Knit

*  Mr. Rogers would have had more than one sweater

*  An "I Love Lucy" episode would have shown Lucy tied helplessly to a chair after her attempt to knit straight from an unwound hank of lace yarn.

*  We would have seen Dumb Donald's face on "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids" because his stocking cap would not have been the size of a garbage sack.

*  On "Bewitched," Samantha could have twitched her nose and actually knit as fast as the rest of us only think we can.

*  Pee Wee Herman might have been caught knitting in the movie theater, and might still be on the air......