Wednesday, June 23, 2010

What A White Chocolate Martini Makes A Knitter Think.....

*  That her husband, who doesn't even wear prints because they aren't "manly" enough, might enjoy a little strategically-placed lace pattern for "interest."

*  Apparently, that "strategically" is spelled with only one "t"

*  That the first hot summer day is a SMASHING day to work on a wool sweater.

*  That starting ANOTHER lace scarf--this time with beads--wouldn't really slow down the progress of the 14 existing projects.

*  That the ability to read while knitting--even if it is only mind-numbing round after round of stockinette done with a yarn that won't split--makes one a KNITTING GENIUS, no matter how often one has proved otherwise.....

*  That as soon as Andy's birthday sweater is finished, it's time to finally cast on that cabled sweater.....and that it will in no way make the 100-projects goal AT ALL difficult.....

*  That it sounds better to say that a black tube of knitting is too boring for pictures than to say one is too inebriated to figure out how to upload pictures of any current knitting..........