I think Debra was right--to have totaled up even part of the stash was either brave or crazy, but personally I'm leaning toward crazy. I mean, I knew the stash was large--it's started to get its own mail--but now, thanks to that darned Excel spreadsheet, in my most wool-fume induced optimism, I can't even PRETEND that I have a "reasonable" amount of yarn. "Reasonable" would be a few sweaters ahead, to give me "options." "Reasonable" would be a few additional balls of sock yarn for fast gifts. "Reasonable" would be a couple color choices for lace.
It's obvious--I'm going to have to give up Excel.